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“…and then it turned to porn.”

I have a new favorite one-star review!

My previous favorite one-star review was this take on The Trickster’s Honeymoon, because it implied the reviewer actually read both books:

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And, yeah, Caroline can be a badass when she needs to. She’s Loki’s wife, after all!

But now, I’m sorry-not-sorry to say, that one-star has been one-upped by this Goodreads gem:

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This was one of the first reviews ever for The Monster’s Lover. When I first read it, I wanted to curl up in a corner and cry. Then my husband, the genius, said… “Wouldn’t that be a funny review for anything? Like, how was the movie? How was work? How was your drive?”

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the perfect response.

Because, honestly, what better answer is there to a question like, “How was the grocery store?”

“Well, honey, let’s see…

Good beginning, and then it turned to porn.”

yeah baby

You can find the good beginning – and the porn! – right here, baby. 😉

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3 thoughts on ““…and then it turned to porn.” Leave a comment

  1. I’m sorry but some (okay maybe I) would say the good part IS when things turn to porn! It’s all a matter of perspective! And did they not see the genre/category of the book before they started reading-I mean what did they expect?

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