I am officially Not a Holiday Person. (Click here for more about that.)
But right now, I am so totally feeling the holiday spirit. Why?
Because last weekend my husband took me to Lava, a fondue restaurant and show lounge, for their Jingle Boobs Burlesque. And trust me, it was AWESOME!
A few takeaways…
I have a new favorite Christmas song: I Know What You Want for Christmas (But I Don’t Know How to Wrap It, Dear) by Kay Martin
Wearing reindeer antlers while dancing to Nine Inch Nail’s Closer is f’ing brilliant
The Grinch song makes a surprisingly good striptease anthem
And, finally, what they did with The Little Drummer Boy made my bitter little Grinch-like heart swell a whole three sizes.
If you’re ever in Maine, my virtual friend, you owe it to yourself to check out Lava. 😉
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