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Pa rum pum pum pum…

I am officially Not a Holiday Person. (Click here for more about that.)

But right now, I am so totally feeling the holiday spirit. Why?

Because last weekend my husband took me to Lava, a fondue restaurant and show lounge, for their Jingle Boobs Burlesque. And trust me, it was AWESOME!

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Yes, the entrance is hidden behind a bookcase

A few takeaways…

I have a new favorite Christmas song: I Know What You Want for Christmas (But I Don’t Know How to Wrap It, Dear) by Kay Martin

Wearing reindeer antlers while dancing to Nine Inch Nail’s Closer is f’ing brilliant

The Grinch song makes a surprisingly good striptease anthem

And, finally, what they did with The Little Drummer Boy made my bitter little Grinch-like heart swell a whole three sizes.

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If you’re ever in Maine, my virtual friend, you owe it to yourself to check out Lava. 😉

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