I held out for a long time.
My friends all got one. My mom got one. My Very Proper Sister told me it was awesome. Even my 94-year-old grandmother has one.
That’s right… Everyone had a smartphone but me.
When my African immigrant students offered to take up a collection for me, I thought it might finally be time to get a freaking smartphone.
And then my awesome step-mom upgraded to an iPhone 1,000 (or whatever) and sent me her old one.
So, it’s official: I’m now part of the 21st century.
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